Akpos The Joker
Scene 1 [TEACHER JOKES]:
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpos: I learnt that we should stop wasting our time in school and go find that WOMAN!!!
Teacher: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Akpos: A teacher!!!
Teacher: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what’s a person from Holland called?
Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko- haram throws a bomb. What will you do?
Akpos: God Forbid Sir! I will just stop assuming…
Akpos is old and grey. he spends a quiet evening with a friend from his youth.
Friend: After 40 years of marriage you still call your wife darling, sweetheart, and honey. What is the secret?
Akpos: I forgot her name 20 years ago and I am afraid to ask her
Police: “Sir, you are driving and you seem drunk! What’s in that bottle next to you?”
Akpos: “It’s water…”
Police: “Sir, this is wine…”
Akpos: “What? That Jesus! He did it again!”
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