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Akpos The Joker

Scene 1 [TEACHER JOKES]:

Akpos The Joker 4

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?

Akpos: I learnt that we should stop wasting our time in school and go find that WOMAN!!!

Teacher: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Akpos: A teacher!!!

Teacher: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what’s a person from Holland called?

Akpos: Hollandia

Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko- haram throws a bomb. What will you do?

Akpos: God Forbid Sir! I will just stop assuming…

Scene 2:

Akpos is old and grey. he spends a quiet evening with a friend from his youth.

Friend: After 40 years of marriage you still call your wife darling, sweetheart, and honey. What is the secret?

Akpos: I forgot her name 20 years ago and I am afraid to ask her

Scene 3:

Police: “Sir, you are driving and you seem drunk! What’s in that bottle next to you?”

Akpos: “It’s water…”

Police: “Sir, this is wine…”

Akpos: “What? That Jesus! He did it again!”

Great Weekend Ahead!

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