We bring it back again with more Akpos Jokes!!! LOL!!!
Teacher: How many types of coffee do we produce in Africa? Yes, Akpos, do you have an answer?
Akpos: [Raising hands] Yes Sir! We have two types.
Teacher: Really? What are they?
Akpos: Koffi Anan and Koffi Olomide!
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Akpos: H, I, J, K, L, M, N….
Teacher: [Interrupting] What are you talking about?!
Akpos: Ah! Yesterday, you said it was H to O Sir! I heard you say that!
Lecturer: What will happen if the earth rotates 30 times faster?
Akpos: [Pensively] Men will get their salaries every day and women will bleed to death.
A friend: Akpos, what do you wish for come 2013?
Akpos: I wish for a bank that will give me a loan and then leave me alone!
Ochuko owes Akpos a huge sum of money which he has no hopes of repaying. He decides to commit suicide and stabs himself with a knife.
Akpos: [Rushes in]: Ochuko! Ochuko! If you think you can die with my money, you are joking! [Akpos grabs another knife and stabs himself too]. You must pay me my money, and I will follow you anywhere until I collect it!
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