Akpos the Joker!

So here are a few “Akpos” jokes to make you laugh as we enter a new month. Remember, laughter is good melecine for ya borri.

Scene 1-

Armed robber: Akpos, your money or your life?

Akpos: Ah! None of the above oh. I don’t have money, and I have given my life to Christ!

Scene 2:

2 ladies are chilling in a party. One is beautiful and the other aint. Akpos walks up to the not-too-beautiful lady.

Akpos: Hi!

NTB Lady: Hi!

Akpos: Do you want to dance?

NTB Lady: [excitedly] Yes!

Akpos: [Helping her up] Ok, go and dance, I want to talk to your friend!!!

Scene 3:

Teacher: what do you call a bee that lives in the US?

Akpos: Ah! A USB now, that’s easy!

Scene 4:

Akpos has been apprehended for stealing the wall clock in a church; of all things!

Magistrate: Why did you steal a wall clock from the house of God?

Akpos: Sir, God’s time is the best o, cheii!

Scene 5:

Akpos is being chased by an angry creditor. He successfully hides away.

Creditor: [Gasping for breath] Where can that man have gone? Bikes have been banned on these roads.

Akpos: [still hiding] No Sir; this is not an express way. Bikes have been stopped from plying only express ways!

Gotcha!!!

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